Chinese Wedding Night

First let me state that I have complete respect for all my
bredrin & sistrin of Asian decent , this is simply a joke.......

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a
virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the

sheets as her husband undresses He climbs in next to
her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss
time and you berry frighten. I pwamis yoo,

I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss
ask...Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he
says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes

will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits
patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try
someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...

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"Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccoli?