Three Sons

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Three Jamaican sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.
Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to
give to their elderly mother:

The first son said, "Mi bill a big house wid land an gi mama." The
second son said, "Mi sen har a cris Benz wid a driver"

The third smiled and said, "Mi beat di 2 a unnu. Yuh memba how Mama
use to love fi read har Bible? An yuh know seh she cyaan see too
good.
Mi sen har a Church parrot dat recite di entire Bible. It tek di
elders inna di church 15 years fi teach im. Im exclusive man. Mama jus ha-fi

name di chapter an di verse, an di parrot wi recite it."

Soon thereafter, Mother sent out her letters of thanks:

"Milton," she wrote one son, "A weh duh yuh bwoy, a chupid yuh chupid

suh.
Di house yuh bill too big. A mi one live inna one room, but mi always

ha fi a clean di whole house."

"Winston," she wrote to another, "Yuh a eediat, yuh dun know mi too
old fi travel. Mi always inna di yard, suh mi nuh use di Mercedes an
di driver im too dyam facey!"

"Dearest Delroy," she wrote to her third son, "you have the good
sense fi know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."