Jamaican Ambush

Sorry folks, could not resist this one! I know some of you have read it already, but here goes.........

Two Jamaican badmen are walking through the country side. They haven't eaten for days and are starving. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they notice it's draped with rashers of bacon, smoked bacon, crispy bacon, boiled bacon, grilled bacon, all sorts of bacon.'Look deh!', says the first badman, 'a bacon tree! And we ah dead fe ungry! So he runs up to the tree. As he gets close, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets. His friend shouts, 'What appen? What appen?' The first badman replies, 'No come yah man! A no bacon tree, is a hambush! hambush!!'