Your Weekend Joke.....
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,"Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
It pays to be careful around old people.
It pays to be careful around old people.
posted by De Immigrant at
1:38 AM
5 Comments:
Ewwww
LOL!!!!
Well at least they did'nt make the food go to waste!
LMAO... I work with a lot of old people and someone has already printed this off and posted it at work. :)
and... in case you haven't heard this one (since we're on the topic of elderly):
An elderly man and his wife were sitting in church.
She says to him: 'Hunny, I just did a silent fart, what should I do'
He replies: "change the batteries in your hearing aid!"
lol, thats like the one where this guy was buying grater cake from an old lady and her granddaughter by the side of the road. he ask them if the gratercake clean to which the granddaughter reply 'of course they clean, my grannie duz wash out her mout before she chew the coconut
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