I'm Back!!
I'm back. Well I've actually been back for over a week now, but anyway promise to get back to blogging this weekend. Meantime enjoy this one...........
THE DENTIST & THE SCOTSMAN
A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction.
"$85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.
"$85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to $40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student dothe extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?"
"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you $5. But it will be traumatic."
"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.
"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
THE DENTIST & THE SCOTSMAN
A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction.
"$85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.
"$85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to $40."
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student dothe extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?"
"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you $5. But it will be traumatic."
"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.
"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
posted by De Immigrant at
11:15 PM
5 Comments:
~Lol~
That one was good!! Glad to have ya back mister!
Have a great weekend.
~Smooches~
LOL,and you back with a bang
Thats funny. And its no exaggeration either, I have come across folks just like that in business.
Good to see you're back! Thought you got lost mi yute.
Good one!
LOL, that was way too funny!
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