Another Weekend Joke...

Okay, I obviously don't have the time to sit and write blogs these days so a lickle joke now and then will have to do for now...............

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in."Mommy, where do babies come from?"The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy andDaddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom,they kiss and hug and have sex."The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby,honey."The child seems to comprehend."Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"
"Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."

Your Weekend Joke.....

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,"Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
It pays to be careful around old people.